Hey there Comrade!
Wanna get annoying/boring emails from a stupid artist?
Look somewhere else. Because I'm only one of those things.
I'll be sending updates on projects (Like Deshori!),
new things in my store (Like tees!),
along with special things like wallpaper and comics I've made.
I'll only send an email when I have a lot to show you.
(That way you won't be emailed very often)
You can see down there that I have a textbox for your birthday.
Cool things happen on your birthday!
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